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*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

Posted on August 11, 2014  ·  with 148453 notes
Filed under: #exactly  

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

Posted on August 9, 2014  ·  with 71994 notes · via / source
Filed under: #oh my fucking gooooooooood!!!!  #jurassic park  


well, i am groot

Posted on August 4, 2014  ·  with 119457 notes · via / source
Filed under: #:)  #guardians of the galaxy  
  • me: halloween is coming soon
  • mom: it's july
  • me:
  • me: halloween is coming soon
Posted on July 31, 2014  ·  with 72235 notes · via / source



tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

Posted on July 30, 2014  ·  with 90279 notes
Filed under: #IMPORTANT!!!  


Kristen at LAX, July 24th 

Posted on July 25, 2014  ·  with 9405 notes · via / source
Filed under: #kstew  


Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

How could you not post a link to the vid? [x] (via renisanz


   (via talldecafcappuccino


   (via youguysimserious)

Posted on July 23, 2014  ·  with 271342 notes · via / source
Filed under: #:(  #chris pratt  



Posted on July 21, 2014  ·  with 71537 notes · via / source
Filed under: #me  

"A lot of people say I seem masculine, but I don’t feel it. I feel intrinsically feminine. I’d love to be one of the boys but I always felt a bit on the outside." - Tom Hardy

Posted on July 17, 2014  ·  with 4540 notes · via / source
Filed under: #sure if u say so  #tom hardy  

Team Wolf Convention - July 6, 2014 - JR, Ian & Tyler Panel
Tyler Hoechlin trying to avoid Game of Thrones spoilers

Posted on July 7, 2014  ·  with 4716 notes · via / source
Filed under: #cutie patootie  #tyler hoechlin