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Jurassic World stills - Chris Pratt

Posted on September 16, 2014  ·  with 5855 notes · via / source
Filed under: #IMPORTANT!  #chris pratt  #jurassic park  

When I’m in a happy state of mind, I often am in Los Angeles, recently you know those Fantasy Tour vans that go around, I don’t know what they’re looking at, they’re looking at studios and things like that, when I pass them in my car sometimes I roll down the window and point myself out to them. Sometimes they don’t notice me, and I’ll go “OK never mind”, but sometimes they go “Oh ladies and gentleman, to the right we have Jeff Goldblum.”

Posted on September 16, 2014  ·  with 2121 notes · via / source
Filed under: #husband  #jeff goldblum  

trolltina:

me as a parent

Posted on September 16, 2014  ·  with 77993 notes · via / source
Filed under: #same  #parks and rec  
Posted on September 16, 2014  ·  with 580 notes · via / source
Filed under: #!!!!!!!!!!  #tom hardy  

Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

Posted on September 15, 2014  ·  with 236682 notes · via / source
Posted on September 14, 2014  ·  with 6032 notes · via / source
Filed under: #same rn  #parks and rec  
  • —COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
  • —KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
  • —PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
  • —A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
  • —BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
  • —QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
Posted on September 14, 2014  ·  with 62774 notes · via
Filed under: #I LOVE THIS!  
Posted on September 13, 2014  ·  with 99533 notes · via / source
Filed under: #my life  
I will love you forever; whatever happens. Until I die and after I die, and when I find my way out of the land of the dead, I’ll drift about forever, all my atoms, until I find you again.
Phillip Pullman, The Amber Spyglass (via aristochronism)
Posted on September 13, 2014  ·  with 19452 notes · via / source
Filed under: #quotes